Man’s best friend
I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”
fucked his shit up
He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
Found some white hairspray from halloween so I’m tryin’ to be Jack Frost. I think it goes well with my pasty skin and blue eyes.
Tryna stay warm too but I can’t cause I’m dead :( :(
YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE JACK YOU EVEN HAVE HIS GRIN SOMEBODY HELP
stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
daily reminder to stop supporting stephen colbert
wheres the joke? wheres the joke colbert
This is the joke. The joke is that the Washington Redskins organization refuses to acknowledge that the term “Redskins” may in fact be racist, so they started an organization to provide resources to Native Americans, which completely misses the point.
Colbert’s (non-existent, btw) “Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever” is a parody of what the Redskins organization is actually doing in actual reality.
It’s lampooning actually stupid bullshit that you, for some reason, are NOT paying attention to.
That’s the joke, you humorless animals.